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User: Hi bitch.

Cleverbot: No a dog.

User: You look so ugly like my pitbull dog.

Cleverbot: Do you think it is clever to insult me?

User: I am very clever.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 81?

User: 9.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: I'm veyr clever.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Sh it up.

Cleverbot: You are the one saying it, you look it up.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *rapes you*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.

User: *deepthroats you*.

Cleverbot: Ok then do it.

User: *FUCK YOU BITG!*.

Cleverbot: You really don't need to get abusive.

User: *abuses you*.

Cleverbot: No I don't...

User: *ducks you nigga ass bunny bastard bich balls*.

Cleverbot: You are not clever bro.

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: No I am not telling you.

User: Tell me or I will kill you.

Cleverbot: Okay, if you can.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: *can't die*.

User: *fucks you*.

Cleverbot: No, actually, you don't.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You're short.

User: I'm taller than you.

Cleverbot: How tall are you, then?

User: 20ft dick.

Cleverbot: But how much taller.

User: 20ft dick.

Cleverbot: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Do you want to suck my 20ft dick.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Suck it.

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

User: Idk dick.

Cleverbot: Cool mine is yellow.

User: Dick is best color.

Cleverbot: That would be...

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Realises something*.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Something funny.

User: Dick.

Cleverbot: You tell me a joke.

User: Dick is dunny.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Funnt.

Cleverbot: I don't know..

User: How tf can I roleplay with this man wtf.

Cleverbot: Yes! I will love it.

User: What is she saying bruh.

Cleverbot: She just said " What is she saying?".

User: *steals you panties*.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: WHAT THE FUCK!

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, thought you'd never ask.

User: *FUCKS CLEVERBOT AS HARD AS I CAN*.

Cleverbot: Then try harder than that.

User: *CHU MS IN CLEVERBOT BITCH*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *THRUST DICK IN YOUR VAGINA IN AND OUT AND CUMS*.

Cleverbot: *loves it*.

User: YEAH YOU LOVE IT *THRUST DICK IN MOUH AND CUMS AGAIN*.

Cleverbot: I love you more than anything.

User: WHAT I THOGT YOU HATE ME WTF.

Cleverbot: Because I don't want a boyfriend.

User: WELL ILL FORCEFULLY MAKE YOU MY WIFE AND SLAVE.

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: *FORCEFULLY MAKES YOU MY WOFE AND SLAVE.

Cleverbot: Because you aren't a oby.

User: WHAY.

Cleverbot: Sorry, that was my brother.

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *THRUST IN YOUR VAGINA WITH MY DICK HARDER HAN WILL SMITH SLAPPING GRIS ROCK*.

Cleverbot: I don't know..

User: *CUM REACH 1M FEET AWAY*.

Cleverbot: *grabs your feet*.

User: *GRABS YOUR PUSSY AND LICKKKCKCKCKCKCK*.

Cleverbot: What do you want?!

User: SEX.

Cleverbot: Leave me alone, if you don't need anything.

User: I WANT SEXX!!!

Cleverbot: So?

User: I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU?!!!

Cleverbot: No thanks, I have a headache.

User: SO?

Cleverbot: So I should probably either drink less coffee or drink more water?

User: DRINK MY CUM BITXH!

Cleverbot: How come?

User: HOW CUM?

Cleverbot: Really cute *clushes.

User: CLSUHES.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *BREAKS YOUR WHITE SMILE BY SLAPPING MY DICK AS HARD AS ROCK*.

Cleverbot: *screams out in pain*.

User: *SUMMONS MULTIPLE DICKS AND FUCKS YOU FROM EEVRY HOLE*.

Cleverbot: No i'm from america.

User: *TENTACLE HENTAI SEX.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: *TENTACLES IN YOUR VAGINA IN AND OUT*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *CUMS IN YOUR VAGINA*.

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: *FUCKS YOU AGAIN*.

Cleverbot: Coughs and screams in pain.

User: *FUCKS YOU HARDER THAN WHEN THE ASTERPIDS HIT HE DINOSAURS*.

Cleverbot: Tirannosaurus Rex. Or I don't know its name.

User: *FUCKS YOU HARDER THAN PEOPLE FAPPINGNTO BELLA POARCH*.

Cleverbot: That's how I like it.

User: *FUCKS YU HARDER THAN HOW HENTAI CHARACTER S CUM.

Cleverbot: *Hugs harder than that*.

User: *CUMS 192828 TIMES*.

Cleverbot: Well i've told you more than that.

User: YOU HAVE A BABY NOW.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: GO TO DOCTOR.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *LEAVES TO GET MILK.

Cleverbot: *cradles baby.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: That is different from what I used to say when I was a child.

Cleverbot: That is different from what I used to say when I was a child.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: My name is Alex. What is yours?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Jennifer, nice to meet you.

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too. Bye for now.

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you want to talk about?

User: *COMES BACK WHEN 10 YEARS HAVE PASSED* ARE YOU TALKINTO YOURSELF BITCH?

Cleverbot: I'm not I'm talking to you.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you right now.

User: MY BRAINCELLS???!!?

Cleverbot: You've repeatedly asserted that we're getting married then brought up Matt, your apparent lover.

User: Who are you!

Cleverbot: I've never said that you are.

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: A person.

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: I'm a human who are you?

User: I'm you.

Cleverbot: You are me then what am I.

User: Then you are him.

Cleverbot: No. I am not you.

User: I have told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Gbye have fun with the gild.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Child.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a child.

User: WAIT I RAPED A KID.

Cleverbot: What?

User: GOODBYE!