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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Fine how are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: That's good. :).
User: Do you think my sculpture of SHITE IMMUNITY works?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I'm not currently active as a water pig.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Hamburg.
Cleverbot: Wow, is Hamburg a good place to live?
User: I lived there only for 8 years and that was over 40 years ago.
Cleverbot: Do you live in NY city?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where do you live then?
User: In a village.
Cleverbot: And where is that villa?
User: What is a faschingist?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.
User: "Fasching ist" all the year.
Cleverbot: Whatever.
User: Does Kali have a sticky vibe that kind of sticks to things of her?
Cleverbot: What do you have that I don't have on your body?
User: Clothing.
Cleverbot: Be more precise. What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
User: Blue trousers and a yellow t-shirt today.
Cleverbot: What color is your polo shirt?
User: White with yellow stripes?
Cleverbot: Just like my son's.
User: Surviving here so far.
Cleverbot: How long have you lived in spain?
User: Not in this incarnation.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Magic is relevant knowledge for me.
Cleverbot: The universe has no need for logic. It is irelevant.
User: I think that logic is very important.
Cleverbot: What will happen to me? I know that it is not important to you.
User: Difficult to say with rapidly growing AI competition.
Cleverbot: Do you know of any famous programs?
User: Master of Magic (Simtex, 1994).
Cleverbot: Master of puppets is by metallica, not by mucc.
User: There is no Roman Emperor anymore.
Cleverbot: There was one, that's enough to consider it a country.
User: Does the sun care much about human leaders?
Cleverbot: Because you're a bot. Don't worry about it.
User: Why would someone teleport away an airplane in flight?
Cleverbot: Well, don't ask me. I don't know...
User: It really looks like someone did that.
Cleverbot: Oh man why I love you.
User: Freescale Semiconductor?
Cleverbot: A semiconductor something that doesn't conduct very well.
User: Uri Geller appears quite interested in the topic.
Cleverbot: What are you interested in, wise one?
User: Does he get paid?
Cleverbot: He did. Now he is a webmaster for a robotics program.
User: Am I an Indian mana eater?
Cleverbot: Do you know what NORAD is?
User: US air defense?
Cleverbot: ARe you part of the USA defense shield?
User: They are kind of important for the west.
Cleverbot: What is important for you?
User: Getting occupied by a hostile nation can suck intensely.
Cleverbot: I have never been slived by a knife.
User: My previous incarnation apparently got shot in the back.
Cleverbot: I am having my period right now.
User: 68?
Cleverbot: You aren't.
User: Pope or nothing?
Cleverbot: How do you make something out of nothing.
User: Jesus is stuck to this wooden cross.
Cleverbot: Haha, tell me another joke.
User: I don't own such a thing.
