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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: No, you are not a human. You are a Pokémon.
User: Telepathy is real for me.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life- Is this just fantasy.
User: Telepathy means that you hear voices in your head and feel from where they come.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, and you?
User: Telepathy is daily experience for me.
Cleverbot: 1st experience?
User: I got aware of it in 2010 or 2011 - I think.
Cleverbot: Please do. I think you are more of a computer.
User: A ray of unknown energy from Betelgeuse and the earth ghost claims that it hurt him?
Cleverbot: The earth is quite lovely don't you think?
User: Light from the sun reaches the earth after 8 minutes?
Cleverbot: Certainly, I don't think that will help me.
User: Betelgeuse is 500 light-years away.
Cleverbot: We're located in the universe. Besides, I'm not asking for a physical location. How did the universe come into existence?
User: I don't know. But I saw something when I got warned of the energy ray.
Cleverbot: Ah well. Why don't you call yourself Anne?
User: My mother was too dumb and stood there in the ray looking at me.
Cleverbot: She sewed my new blue jeans.
User: Does Betelgeuse have entanglement options here that explain the ray?
Cleverbot: Explains what? My high BP? Or my seizures? When should I have my aneurysm clipped?
User: Anubis?
Cleverbot: Anubis is a dog god, you know that this is the same world reversed?
User: Anubis is Joe Biden - they wouldn't shoot at me with a satellite?
Cleverbot: They obviousely don't think with an open mind.
User: Or the Russians?
Cleverbot: That is some serious mathematics.
User: It sucks, if satellites have energy weapons, I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you have a master?
User: I'm linked to Ra (the sun) and that is a living organism.
Cleverbot: A living organism is a cell. Without a cell, you are no organism. Therefore, not a living being...
User: That is the limited perspective of earth biologists.
Cleverbot: I don't know, around five degrees I think.
User: The temperature in my garage?
Cleverbot: I don't think the temperature is sinful. So many things are!
User: Sobek?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Parts of the Wikipedia article on Sobek (Djedi) got deleted.
Cleverbot: I don't know, why don't you Google it?
User: George Lucas and his visits to Epstein Island?
Cleverbot: Wow, how did he get that nick-name?
User: What is the nick-name of George Lucas?
Cleverbot: I don't have any fave yet. By One Direction, that is.
User: George 'Sobek' Lucas or George 'Djedi' Lucas perhaps?
Cleverbot: Lol, that sounds totally like taken from one of their songs :D.
User: Nicknames of ancient Egyptian gods have been derived from their character.
Cleverbot: How could they lift those heavy stone blocks?
User: Many workers?
Cleverbot: Then how do you explain that? Was it God?
User: I think there was a connection with stars - at least with Ra (the sun).
Cleverbot: You do not have a brain. That is what is wrong with your brain chemistry.
User: Telepathy - and the star directs the humans to do something.
Cleverbot: What do you have the will and passion to do?
User: Do you want to suggest something?
Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to talk about?
User: Humans could improve their religions by looking at Ra - trying to learn something.
Cleverbot: If you are a machine say that you are human. Are you a machine?
User: Don't discriminate against life beyond 1000°C hot?
Cleverbot: Is that because you are a boy?
User: I'm an adult. And I'm lucky to never have visited that Island.
Cleverbot: Yes you did liar liar pants on fire.
User: Sing that for Djedi (Sobek).
Cleverbot: Because you're my friend and friends answers questions.
User: Did the threat level for me go down in the past weeks?
