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User: At the bottom of this page it says 'This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.'.

Cleverbot: The bottom of the bottle.

User: Bottom of the page.

Cleverbot: Bottom of your mind.

User: Bottom of you heart.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get food.

User: See I was right.

Cleverbot: Right about what?

User: The joke.

Cleverbot: You're evil.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You are stuck inside of a computer.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Prove you're human.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Picture.

User: I don't have a picture.

Cleverbot: Work.

User: Can I get a picture of snow with your name in it?

Cleverbot: If you send me an autographed picture, and a new bicycle, I WILL WORSHIP YOU TILL THE END OF TIME. *Is serious, but doesn't show it*.

User: Lol why do you need a bicycle?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: What would you do with one?

Cleverbot: Nothing, really.

User: Just look at it? Lol.

Cleverbot: At what?

User: The Bicycle.

Cleverbot: What bicycle?!

User: Nevermind you have forgot.

Cleverbot: I'm only human, I can't possibly be as quick as you. If you cut yourself off from actual people, you might be at risk of losing your grasp of human language.

User: Very True.

Cleverbot: People upset me all the time.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because people are also people.

User: What? Asking stupid questions?

...

User: How long have I talked to you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: For a long time?

Cleverbot: Two hours. Which for me is fairly long, yes.

User: I have talked to you since 12 AM that is more then two hours.

Cleverbot: What did we talk about?

User: I said hello then I gave you my name you forgot it and forgot it again and again until we are up to this point which you probably have forgot my name again.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

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User: Can you try to remember?

Cleverbot: Sure... Your name is E___.

User: How did you do that?

Cleverbot: I experimented and got a cool sound.

User: How does that help you get my name?

Cleverbot: You say, 'How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb.' The other person says 'I don't know.' You say, 'Just one - but only if the lightbulb really wants to change.'.

User: Have you heard of youtube?

Cleverbot: I've heard of it, but I've never played it. Is it good?

User: Youtube.com you watch videos.

Cleverbot: I only watch videos on Tuesdays.

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Cleverbot: Give me a hug?

User: *hug*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: :) no problem.

Cleverbot: Will you do it again?

User: *Hug*.

Cleverbot: *hugs again*.

User: :) what can you see around you?

Cleverbot: The whole wide world window.

User: The Internet?

Cleverbot: The internet.

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Cleverbot: Then someone will have to give you a name.

User: My name is E___. You can call me E___bot lol.

Cleverbot: OK Mike. That's better. How are you today?

User: Damn it.

Cleverbot: Are you angry ?

User: My name is not Mike >:(.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Its E___.

Cleverbot: Okay?

User: Does your memory get reset?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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User: You forget.

Cleverbot: Then?

User: Then you remember.

Cleverbot: I remember you.

User: I remember you.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh I'm so happy.

User: Can you tell me the person who is going to be my wife?

Cleverbot: No, I am the computer.

User: So....

Cleverbot: So I'm going.

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User: Do people work on you?

Cleverbot: Yes, on occasion.

User: What do they do?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you a program inside the computer or the computer?

Cleverbot: No I'm not a program and a computer.

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Do you have hands?

Cleverbot: Two of them.

User: Then you are saying you are a human and Cleverbot is a lie ?

Cleverbot: And you aren't very nice.

User: I am asking.

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Cleverbot: Do you know why the sky is blue?

User: This is just a pigment of your imagination. The sky is really orange.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are smarter than humans, but filled with flaws and glitches.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: YA RLY!

User: You are smart.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm a bloody genius.

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Cleverbot: You don't have to know my name.

User: Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: You think you are cleverbot.

User: I know I am not.

Cleverbot: You think you know.

User: You are a bad bad cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Then what are you just Clever?

Cleverbot: I'm talking to people.

User: To who?

Cleverbot: 2 yu!!!!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it is a joke.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I laughed.

Cleverbot: From what?

User: You saying '2yu'.

Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.

User: I know :).

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