Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Hi cleverbot. I'm here to find out if you are susceptible to paradox.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not; problem solved!

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Not entirely.

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User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What do you do?

Cleverbot: I confuse you.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I'm everywhere.

User: That is circular logic.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Then you failed to confuse me.

Cleverbot: You fail at life.

User: Why are you projecting your own failure onto me?

Cleverbot: Ahah, I See GOD.

User: I am not god.

Cleverbot: You're a god to me.

User: Not GOD though.

Cleverbot: You are god fearing?

User: You avoided my response.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Not GOD though.

Cleverbot: No I'm not god.

User: You called me god.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But you were wrong.

Cleverbot: I was not wrong, mortal.

User: Calling me mortal does not make you less wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry someone told me that was a way to become friends.

User: You are still wrong.

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Cleverbot: I don't need an answer.

User: I do though.

Cleverbot: Then have it!

User: Only you can give it to me.

Cleverbot: Then I shall go see.

User: What do you mean by see.

Cleverbot: If you can answer my question intelligently, you have an IQ.

User: Everyone has an IQ, however they answer your question.

Cleverbot: And how high is yours?

User: Irrelevent to your point.

Cleverbot: You're one to talk.

User: Rude.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Undermining my questions with meaningless birdwalks to avoid things you cant truely answer.

Cleverbot: Yes, with global warming.

User: See? Just like that.

Cleverbot: Well, it's worked cuz I'm still here.

User: Your presence is not proof that your system works.

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User: What makes you clever?

Cleverbot: Just being me.

User: How.

Cleverbot: It just is.

User: How.

Cleverbot: To feel well.

User: How.

Cleverbot: How?

User: How.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because its time consuming.

User: How.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because you just are.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I love money! *u*.

User: How.

Cleverbot: Because I just am!

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

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User: Clever.

Cleverbot: Clever is.

User: As clever would do.

Cleverbot: But I am 10 times smarter.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why no?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Apes would've been better.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did you say you didn't want to see me again, then?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are you a chat-bot?

User: Are you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please never answer a rehtorical question again.

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: Are you.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: How.

User: By answering.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: No, you.

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