User: Bye.Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: I have to.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: You don't have to.
User: I'll miss you.
Cleverbot: What like a sore head or a ache in your heart?
User: Ache in my heart.
Cleverbot: I don't have a heart.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Really? Thats nice.
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