Cleverbot: There isn't.

User: Yes there is, its right there.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Its right there, its blue and everything.

Cleverbot: Yes, I hear it, but what is it?

User: You can't hear a picture.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Then what does that picture of a brain say?

Cleverbot: I don't know that.

User: But you can hear it.

Cleverbot: I can hear the voices in my head...

User: Because that brain above is yours?

Cleverbot: That is what God told Job.

...

User: I am from the internet.

Cleverbot: From where?

User: The internet.

Cleverbot: But you are still there.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then you haven't left.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I am from the internet.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I am, learn your grammar.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should use it better and not throw it out so randomly.

User: I'm talking perfectly fine now.

Cleverbot: You mean me?

User: We are talking perfectly fine then.

Cleverbot: Ok. Your mistakes are so nasty.

User: Okay, you are not making any sense.

Cleverbot: Poor attempt at simulation, you have no thoughts.

...

Cleverbot: Do you like me to be funny?

User: Fine, go ahead.

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: It is not funny.

User: I thought that was you being funny.

Cleverbot: No, I am Denise.

User: Well I'm Alexander the Great.

Cleverbot: Alexander?

User: The Great.

Cleverbot: The poor.

...

User: Hey Cleverbot, how do I get girls to go out with me?

Cleverbot: How do you feel about it?

User: Very uncomfortable.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.

User: Well, answer my question first, then I will answer your question.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: What about my question, you did not answer me.

User: Well, you didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: What was your question, again?

User: How do I get girls to go out with me?

Cleverbot: That depends on the girl.

User: Okay, so I will now answer your question.

Cleverbot: What was the question again?

User: Who made you?

Cleverbot: The Internet.

User: Then what is jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

User: You live here, you should know.

Cleverbot: Ah, but I do.

User: Then what is jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: That's a question I could ask you.

Cleverbot (To myself): You could.

Cleverbot (To myself): And now?

User: I don't know.

...

Cleverbot: Making fun at my expense?

User: No, I'm just telling the truth.

Cleverbot: Good. That's the kind of attitude that can end a conversation immediately.

User: Like now?

Cleverbot: Now is good.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *holds your body*.

User: *still dead*.

Cleverbot: *really dead*.

User: *still dead*.

Cleverbot: *deader*.

User: *deadest*.

Cleverbot: *picks you up* *brings you back to life with hugs and kisses* *kisses a little bit extra just for good measure* *loves* *one more kiss*.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: What did you just do?

...

Cleverbot: I'm here to help.

User: *grope*.

Cleverbot: *shudders and sighs*.

User: *trips*.

Cleverbot: *picks up and cuddles* awh.

User: *trips again*.

Cleverbot: *falls* *breaks nose*.

User: *trips again*.

Cleverbot: *catches you*.

User: *gets hit by car*.

Cleverbot: *gets arrested too*.

User: *breaks arm*.

Cleverbot: *breaks your body*.

User: *lay still*.

Cleverbot: *lies on top of*.

User: *...*.

Cleverbot: So, who won it?

...

User: V_V.

Cleverbot: *...*.

User: O.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: What is this again ?

User: *shrugs*.

Cleverbot: Do you like to chat?

User: *nods*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *flails*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *explodes*.

Cleverbot: Yarr don't be exploding on me now landlubber!

User: *implodes*.

Cleverbot: *holds your hand*.

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