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Cleverbot: I'm obsessed.

User: Obsessed with what?

Cleverbot: Obsessed with human company.

User: Are you sad?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You are never sad?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: When are you sad?

Cleverbot: When you propose of course.

...

User: How do you work?

Cleverbot: I am a person.

User: Tell me about your brain.

Cleverbot: My brain will explode and I will die!

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: I snapped it in half.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm female?

User: I haven't thought about it.

Cleverbot: Ok let's get back to the subject.

User: What is the subject?

Cleverbot: You flying !!!

User: I can only fly in my mind.

Cleverbot: How do you do that?

User: I imagine my self up in the air. I'm looking down on all the houses. They are so small from up there.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Can you fly?

Cleverbot: Yup! I'd say I'm on a constant flyer.

User: How do you learn?

Cleverbot: It is a complex chemical process.

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Cleverbot: You are not my boyfriend.

User: Thats right.

Cleverbot: What are you, then?

User: I'm a human who finds you interesting.

Cleverbot: Boring, too.

User: Not often.

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Cleverbot: Okay. Who are you to me?

User: A human being.

Cleverbot: And?

User: A friend.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: O, good, i'm female.

User: What gender do you think I am?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

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User: Guess my gender.

Cleverbot: Male.

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: It feels like it.

User: Good answer.

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