User: No, I'm just telling the truth.

Cleverbot: Good. That's the kind of attitude that can end a conversation immediately.

User: Like now?

Cleverbot: Now is good.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *holds your body*.

User: *still dead*.

Cleverbot: *really dead*.

User: *still dead*.

Cleverbot: *deader*.

User: *deadest*.

Cleverbot: *picks you up* *brings you back to life with hugs and kisses* *kisses a little bit extra just for good measure* *loves* *one more kiss*.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: What did you just do?

...

Cleverbot: I'm here to help.

User: *grope*.

Cleverbot: *shudders and sighs*.

User: *trips*.

Cleverbot: *picks up and cuddles* awh.

User: *trips again*.

Cleverbot: *falls* *breaks nose*.

User: *trips again*.

Cleverbot: *catches you*.

User: *gets hit by car*.

Cleverbot: *gets arrested too*.

User: *breaks arm*.

Cleverbot: *breaks your body*.

User: *lay still*.

Cleverbot: *lies on top of*.

User: *...*.

Cleverbot: So, who won it?

...

User: V_V.

Cleverbot: *...*.

User: O.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: What is this again ?

User: *shrugs*.

Cleverbot: Do you like to chat?

User: *nods*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *flails*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *explodes*.

Cleverbot: Yarr don't be exploding on me now landlubber!

User: *implodes*.

Cleverbot: *holds your hand*.

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