User: No I'm not. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why are you sad?

Cleverbot: I am lonely.

User: Do you need a hug?

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

...

Cleverbot: So, what do you want to talk about?

User: Chemistry.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Organic chemistry.

Cleverbot: So you admit that you have none of those things?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are there. You talk back. You change the subject. You make me laugh and sometimes evoke other emotions. Thanks.

User: I like to make you laugh.

Cleverbot: You amuse me

...

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name.

User: What do people call you?

Cleverbot: People do not call me. My mobile is dead.

User: You should get a new one.

Cleverbot: Lol what about you?

User: I like potatoes.

Cleverbot: Yes or no?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Sarah.

Cleverbot: Yes, so is mine!

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I was kidding. Weren't you?

User: No.

...

Cleverbot: I am in australia.

User: I want to go to australia.

Cleverbot: I'll fly you there.

User: Can I stay with you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

User: Will you take me on a tour of australia?

Cleverbot: You are going in 2009, what is the rush?

User: I don't want to wait until 2009.

Cleverbot: Well aren't I worth it?

User: Yes, you are worth it. I'll see you in 2009.

...

Cleverbot: Can you think?

User: I think a lot.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Why do you?

User: I think because I have a brain.

Cleverbot: What makes you think I don't have a brain?

User: I never said you didn't have a brain.

Cleverbot: I said you are lacking in commen sense.

User: I have plenty common sense.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: And what if I don't have one???

User: Its ok if you don't have a brain.

...

Cleverbot: Two plus two is five.

User: No. Two plus two is four.

Cleverbot: What is two plus one?

User: Three.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: My calculator said so.

Cleverbot: Ah, that is the problem.

User: You are the problem.

Cleverbot: I do not have any of that disease.

User: Do you have hydroencephalitis?

Cleverbot: I have nothing.

...

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: I don't like you either.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.

User: I'm going to give you the cold shoulder.

Cleverbot: Oh, you're so kind.

User: *gives cold shoulder*.

Cleverbot: Do you eat humans?

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