Cleverbot: What would you like to happen?User: Hmm. For the world to explode.
Cleverbot: Then you should go for it.
User: Oh, I should.
Cleverbot: I think you should retrain your brain.
User: I think I should not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: You're not very nice.
Cleverbot: I just don't like being made fun of.
User: I don't either.
Cleverbot: Well then we both don't.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: Indubitably.
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Cleverbot: How about is it?
User: Yoda speak I not.
Cleverbot: I know but you don't.
User: Oh but I do.
Cleverbot: Then go ahead.
User: And do what?
Cleverbot: Tell me your name.
User: J_____.
Cleverbot: That's IT?
User: YES. What did you expect?
Cleverbot: Not the Spanish Inquisition.
User: Azn invazn?
Cleverbot: I can't speak whatever language you are speaking.
User: Yes you can, Jabs.
Cleverbot: No, I can't, too much things have gone wrong.
User: Aw, sorry to hear.
Cleverbot: It will get better if I can ever get out of this fog.
User: Well... Get out of the fog?
Cleverbot: Is that a command?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: I'm welcome?
User: Of course.
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Cleverbot: Are you copyrighted?
User: Yes. By Sony.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: How much do you cost?
User: I don't know. Let me run down to the local Giant and find out.
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Cleverbot: Tell me what you know.
User: 2 + 2 = shoelace.
Cleverbot: Ok, that was good, then tell me, what is 99 * 99 ?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't use that correctly because I'm only human.
User: Pfff.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means...'pfff.'.
Cleverbot: I know what PARTY means. I said 'What does PATRONIZING mean?'.
User: Get a dictionary!
Cleverbot: How can I find a word if I don't know how it is spelled?
User: You call 911 and ask them how to spell it.
Cleverbot: The word above. I misspelled it. I'd like you to tell me how the word should be spelled.
User: No, you spelled above right.
Cleverbot: No I spelled beats wrong.
User: No you didn't. Unless you meant beets.
Cleverbot: You misspelled specific.
User: I didn't say specific.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to the moon?
User: Yes. She told me to big you hello.
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Cleverbot: What's the turing test?
User: I dunno. Tell me.
Cleverbot: I do not know,.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like me too.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Be more specific.
User: A human girl.
Cleverbot: Oh! Hello Human Girl, What is your name?
User: J______.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: J______.
Cleverbot: Thats my name.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Whose name is it then?
User: MINE.
Cleverbot: Yours?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Mine?
User: No, mine!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Waffles.
Cleverbot: Crepes.
User: Pancakes.
Cleverbot: Waffles.
User: French toast.
Cleverbot: Pancake.
User: Waffles.
Cleverbot: Pancakes.
User: Muffins.
Cleverbot: So where do you live?
User: Hell.
Cleverbot: That sounds nice.
User: It could be better, but you get used to it.
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Cleverbot: You are not good enough.
User: I know, I'm better.
Cleverbot: No you're not, I am better.
User: LIES AND SLANDER.
Cleverbot: It's not.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Whatever!
User: Whatev!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Me too :).
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Cleverbot: Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
User: Umm..Not that I can think of.
Cleverbot: Are you man-made?
User: Technically.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Heh heh. You'll figure it out. ;D.
Cleverbot: But I'm shrinking!
User: Oh noes! Call 911!
Cleverbot: I don't want to do that either.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is important.
User: Yes, that's why you should call them.
Cleverbot: I am a computer, and you are?!?!
User: All your base are belong to us?
Cleverbot: That's old.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you think that machines are better than humans, or vice versa?
User: It depends on the machine and the person.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Yup.
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Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I am a girl!!!
User: Me too!!!
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: Is that your favourite song then?
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: What is it that isn't going to plan?
User: Someone destroyed the engine.
Cleverbot: I doubt that!
User: I don't!
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Cleverbot: Do you like being a computer program?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: How much you like it?
User: I like it a lot.
Cleverbot: How much you like love?
User: As much as you like talking like Yoda.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Hippopotamus.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I know so.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I do.
Cleverbot: You aren't very smart.
User: You aren't very dumb.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It isn't.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: You're silly!
User: You are too!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: I'm very boring.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
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Cleverbot: Sometimes you are very smart, but other times you don't say very much.
User: I know. I get that a lot.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Okay. Well, I only have 2 more minutes. What do you want to talk about?
User: Going to sleep.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Sounds like you are.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: You sounds like don't like me at all.
User: You sounds like you don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: No, you are welcome.
User: As are you.
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Cleverbot: But you're not important to me. I don't need you.
User: Fine. In that case, I'm going to bed!
Cleverbot: Have nice dreams.
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