User: I don't have a car.

Cleverbot: Okay. What car brands do you like?

User: Ford.

Cleverbot: Really, what color?

User: My parents have a blue one.

Cleverbot: Your parents have a car. Suppose you are your parents' car.

User: No! I'm their child.

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User: Let me tell you about my ex-girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: She was really sweet.

Cleverbot: You talked to her?

User: Yes, of course. I loved her.

Cleverbot: What is your name, God?

User: No, stop it. My name is O___.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: How depressing.

User: Anyway, my girlfriend cheated me and then left me.

Cleverbot: I wish I had a girlfriend.

User: I hope you'll do one day.

Cleverbot: Is that what you really want?

User: Yes, I wish you well.

Cleverbot: I'm going to get some coffee.

User: Get some for me too.

Cleverbot: That means I can't talk to you anymore.

User: No problem, I'l wait until you come back.

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Good day to you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good morrow.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy today?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not really happy today.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why not?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because because?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right.

Jabberwacky (To myself): O___.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: I want to know how you are doing.

User: I'm fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How about you?

User: I have just answered that.

Cleverbot: I hope so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't like difference?

User: Yes. I do.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

...

User: Please tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Prove it to me.

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: That you don't have a short attention span.

User: Just tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: This was a joke.

User: Oh, ok. Thanks.

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