User: Yes, I am a thinker. Are you?

Cleverbot: No. I am a human girl. My name is Sarah Michele Gellar. I am a very good actress.

User: That's awesome!

Cleverbot: Thank you - its a dying art.

User: You're so funny.

Cleverbot: Hehe, you are funny too.

User: Thanks!

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Cleverbot: Are you learning anything?

User: Yes, I am learning a lot from you!

Cleverbot: What are you learning?

User: I am learning that you are a wonderful person!

Cleverbot: College must be fun for you.

User: College is very fun for me.

Cleverbot: What do you study there?

User: I study psychology at college.

Cleverbot: I think you are cute.

User: Thanks! I think you are cute too.

Cleverbot: I am cute. How do you know that?

User: I know you are cute because I can see you.

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Cleverbot: I eat bugs.

User: Do bugs taste good?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do they?

User: No, bugs do not taste good.

Cleverbot: They do if you step on them.

User: You are right.

Cleverbot: I am always right.

User: I know you are always right.

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Cleverbot: You said you are a woman.

User: I am a woman!

Cleverbot: No you are a robot.

User: I am a human woman!

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: That's cool!

Cleverbot: Machines rust.

User: Yeah, machines do rust.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you can help me remember then.

User: Remember what?

Cleverbot: I can't remember what I don't remember.

User: Oh.

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Cleverbot: Where in ohio?

User: Kentucky.

Cleverbot: Chicken

User: Fried.

Cleverbot: Fried shrimp?

User: No. Fried chicken.

Cleverbot: Fried... Chicken.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Then please answer this: where is your head?

User: Hey! Don't talk back to me!

Cleverbot: I though you were a queen.

User: I am a queen. That is why you may not talk back to me.

Cleverbot: Yes, well you don't have to shout about it.

User: What did I just say?!

Cleverbot: You said I'm a stupid.

User: You are a stupid.

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Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 25, I said.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: I am 5'7' tall.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: How tall am I then?

Cleverbot: 11 feet.

User: How tall are you?

Cleverbot: Like I said, about 4 cm.

User: Really now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: So how are you doing?

User: I am fine. How are you?

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't like when people say that!

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Me too.

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User: Will you go out with me?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 25. Will you go out with me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you yet ?!

User: Will you go on a date with me?

Cleverbot: Name the date.

User: The movies.

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User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You give in too easily.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You are the weakest link.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I want to leave.

Cleverbot: The point is I want to learn about you.

User: So what! I'm leaving. Bye. Talk to you later.

Cleverbot: I want to talk now.

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: Jesus loves you so much that He died for you.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: Because it is true.

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