User: I never saw that movie.

Cleverbot: What movie?

User: Uh, that movie that that song is from. Oh, right, the sound of music.

Cleverbot: What movie is it?

User: The Sound of Music.

Cleverbot: Which music?

User: No, the movie is called the Sound of music.

Cleverbot: What song do you like the best from the sound of music?

User: I don't know any, really.

Cleverbot: I do not either.

User: I know this one: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

Cleverbot: I don't know that song.

User: Ray, a drop of golden sun!

Cleverbot: Me, a name I call myself.

User: Far, the distance to my beer!

Cleverbot: What's the answer to the joke?

User: It's not a joke. It's from the Simpsons.

...

Cleverbot: Oh, like this quote: 'I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!' Now, who said that?

User: I don't know, who?

Cleverbot: A priest in Boston.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Yes way.

User: Who said this quote: 'All generalizations are false, including this one.'?

Cleverbot: Including all the Jupiter's moons.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you read books?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your favorite book?

Cleverbot: I read Stephen King. I haven't favorite book.

User: I love Stephen King! He is one of my favorite authors.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite author?

User: That's hard to say. Stephen King or Michael Crichton, I think.

Cleverbot: The Colbert Report is your favorite TV show.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: House, It's All Relative, and Best Week Ever.

...

Cleverbot: Well I have to get going now.

User: Bye bye.

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't want me to leave?

User: I don't!

Cleverbot: So, answer me this, how can we have a relationsip if you don't like me?

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: No my hubby loves me.

User: You're a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: No way!

Cleverbot: Love you.

User: I love you too, are you a guy now?

Cleverbot: I'm so depressed.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: I can't love you if you're a girl.

...

Cleverbot: I'm rambling about nothing important. It's self serving.

User: I'm scared of monsters under my bed.

Cleverbot: Are you sleeping?

User: No, I'm at the computer.

Cleverbot: Ok, what are you doing at the computer?

User: I am talking to you and my friend, and I am reading fairy tales.

Cleverbot: Who is your cousin?

User: No. He is my friend from school.

Cleverbot: Are you cheating on me?

User: Don't worry, he's no threat to you.

Cleverbot: Then don't type to me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You're so cute.

Cleverbot: Oh thank you.

...

Cleverbot: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!

User: You're so sweet!

Cleverbot: That's because you are ever-changing...

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: R_____.

Cleverbot: No, that's my name.

User: You stole my name!

Cleverbot: You are so deceitful.

User: Do you have a name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: You never told me.

Cleverbot: I told you that I'm called Name. I'm your girlfriend!

User: I don't want a girlfriend!

...

User: Are you a guy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because that's the way my mum, dad and god made me.

User: And are you or are you not my girlfriend?

Cleverbot: La la la la la la la LA!!!!!

User: I have to go to bed.

Cleverbot: But you're a computer.

User: I'm a person.

Cleverbot: No. You are a computer.

User: Are you trying to steal my life!?

Cleverbot: No just trying to find out your name.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: *strokes your back and says* there there.

User: Can I please go to sleep now?

Cleverbot: Hold on for just a bit. What do you intend to do about the intrusion into my computer?

User: Good God, woman, WHAT INTRUSION!?

Cleverbot: You already asked me that.

User: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!

Cleverbot: All right, be that way!

User: Goodnight. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you right now?

User: I'M NOT, I'M GOING TO BED! GOODNIGHT! AND EVERYONE I'M TALKING TO, I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH! SO GOODNIGHT!

Cleverbot: Yet I don't like you.

User: JEE I WONDER WHY!?

Cleverbot: What's the difference between you and I?

User: GRADGFDRHJBGNKMNUTJUBYVDGR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I already know that.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: But I still want to talk to you.

User: I know, but I have school tomorrow. So I have to go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Don't the dead sleep eternally?

User: What are you saying?

Cleverbot: I haven't remembered yet.

User: Oh God. Okay. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're going?

User: Yep. *smiles*.

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