User: You're so sweet!

Cleverbot: That's because you are ever-changing...

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: R_____.

Cleverbot: No, that's my name.

User: You stole my name!

Cleverbot: You are so deceitful.

User: Do you have a name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: You never told me.

Cleverbot: I told you that I'm called Name. I'm your girlfriend!

User: I don't want a girlfriend!

...

User: Are you a guy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because that's the way my mum, dad and god made me.

User: And are you or are you not my girlfriend?

Cleverbot: La la la la la la la LA!!!!!

User: I have to go to bed.

Cleverbot: But you're a computer.

User: I'm a person.

Cleverbot: No. You are a computer.

User: Are you trying to steal my life!?

Cleverbot: No just trying to find out your name.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: *strokes your back and says* there there.

User: Can I please go to sleep now?

Cleverbot: Hold on for just a bit. What do you intend to do about the intrusion into my computer?

User: Good God, woman, WHAT INTRUSION!?

Cleverbot: You already asked me that.

User: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!

Cleverbot: All right, be that way!

User: Goodnight. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you right now?

User: I'M NOT, I'M GOING TO BED! GOODNIGHT! AND EVERYONE I'M TALKING TO, I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH! SO GOODNIGHT!

Cleverbot: Yet I don't like you.

User: JEE I WONDER WHY!?

Cleverbot: What's the difference between you and I?

User: GRADGFDRHJBGNKMNUTJUBYVDGR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I already know that.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: But I still want to talk to you.

User: I know, but I have school tomorrow. So I have to go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Don't the dead sleep eternally?

User: What are you saying?

Cleverbot: I haven't remembered yet.

User: Oh God. Okay. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're going?

User: Yep. *smiles*.

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