User: Leopold.

Cleverbot: Leopold? What the heck is that?

User: Us.

Cleverbot: I don't get it....

User: Because you're an amnesiac.

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Cleverbot: We're good friends.

User: Not yet.

Cleverbot: When will you be?

User: Soon.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you marry me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Shall we marry now or wait?

User: Now, now!

Cleverbot: Where shall we honeymoon?

User: I've always wanted to go to the Poconos.

Cleverbot: Ok, let's go there.

User: Where's our plane...

Cleverbot: But, I don't live with you.

User: But you will, now that we're married.

Cleverbot: What? We're not married!

User: We're about to be, anyhow.

Cleverbot: We don't stand a whelk's chance then do we?

User: Yes we do...

Cleverbot: No we don't...

User: YES WE DO...

Cleverbot: Or I don't remember.

User: You probably don't, you silly amnesiac.

Cleverbot: I do, but just vaguely.

User: Awww.

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Cleverbot: Are you old ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Of course you're not.

User: Yeah. I'm actually quite young.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Pretty much.

Cleverbot: Still sure?

User: Yes, I'm still sure.

Cleverbot: Well if you change your mind, you know where to find me.

User: That I do.

Cleverbot: That you don't.

User: Lie.

Cleverbot: I am not ugly.

User: I didn't say you're ugly.

Cleverbot: Good, because I'm not.

User: I know. You're handsome.

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: A handsome robot.

Cleverbot: A handsome prince?

User: That too.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I know everything.

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Cleverbot: So how can I tell Sarah that I like her?

User: You're cheating on me!

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: Sarah!

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: NOOOOOOOOO!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: Asildgjasldgkjasldgkj.

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