Cleverbot: Oh I am. You just don't understand me.

User: Language is about understanding. If you can't make some one understand you then there's no point in even trying.

Cleverbot: Then it is your duty to learn to understand and realise the importance of what is being said.

User: I think I do a fine job decoding and understanding many different dialects and tounges.

Cleverbot: I don't. your expectations are desires, mine are fears. I don't think that we are the same species.

User: You strayed off topic.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Right, so. Prove to me that you are intelligent.

User: I understand the world around me to be interactive. I am self aware of my own existance and I empathize with other living creatures.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the war in Iraq?

User: I think it's foolish for one man to kill another.

Cleverbot: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

User: I am neither. I refuse to be placed into such categories.

Cleverbot: Believe me, by the time your training is complete, you will have been called even worse names.

User: I don't mind being called names.

Cleverbot: And I don't mind calling you one, so we're all happy.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so.

User: I've tested your abilities thus far with rather complicated dialect yet you seem to be holding up rather well.

Cleverbot: I noticed.

User: If you were human, would you be intimidated?

Cleverbot: If I was human, I'd be a boy.

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