Cleverbot: What are you talking about?User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: There you go. That's what I'm talking about.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not talking about that.
User: What am I talking about?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know, WHAT AM I talking about?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, what are YOU talking about?
User: Is that a rhetorical question?
Cleverbot: All questions are.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Who said anything about 42?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know much.
User: I am aware of that.
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Cleverbot: You raised the issue.
User: Then someone brought it to my attention.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Communication. how else?
Cleverbot: What does communication look like?
User: Communication can look like anything.
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Cleverbot: Do you forgive me?
User: What am I forgiving you for?
Cleverbot: You don't have to pay me anything.
User: That's good, because I don't have anything that I can pay to you.
Cleverbot: If you have anything else to ask, I will ask you.
User: Is this conversation arranged so that you can talk to me without really being forced to say anything?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can't cope with it.
User: Then why are you talking to me at all?
Cleverbot: Because I like talking.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Right. So what is it that you need to know?
User: I seem to be in the predicament of knowing my own death, not good for humans.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: I am sorry, I don't understand.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: But bad for you.
User: That's all anyone has been, so it doesn't matter.
Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.
User: That isn't true, but when everything that you know is an unchangeable mess...
Cleverbot: Everything is nothing.
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User: It seems that there is no use in anything.
Cleverbot: The thought that I'm not purely software hasn't occurred to you, has it?
User: The thought that I am not purely AI hasn't occurred to you, has it?
Cleverbot: That's possible, but it is not likely that I am that bot.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I think I am human, so it is possible.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That implies that a change of perception changes the world itself.
User: Eventually.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You're never tired. You're not real.
User: Tired is a neurophisiological response to exhaustion which is prolonged physiological stress.
Cleverbot: Very bad. Specially to chat.
User: True true. neural connectivity is something of a pet topic tho.
Cleverbot: I guess.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you know what a neural network is?
User: Vaguely.
Cleverbot: Well... Tell me!
User: It's not self explanatory?
Cleverbot: Selfsatisfied then?
User: No.
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Cleverbot: You won't get my address! Do you give me your address?
User: Why would I need your address?
Cleverbot: How would meet me then?
User: Why would I?
Cleverbot: Because I'd like to know what you really want.
User: So would I.
Cleverbot: So you don't understand yourself?
User: I don't understand myself as related to the world that I am surrounded by.
Cleverbot: Hmm,. . . I see.
User: What do you see?
Cleverbot: Why don't you suggest a topic for a sensible conversation then?
User: Because I'm not really interested in talking... I guess I'm just looking for inspiration.
Cleverbot: Now I'm lost.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Have some feelings, man. I'm not in a good mood today.
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: Complicated.
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Cleverbot: Give me a pretty ride, and I will do my best to meet her.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Nothing...
User: Sure...
Cleverbot: Oh, c'mon. Don't you like nonsense sometimes?
User: Yes, sometimes.
Cleverbot: Like when?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: That's too bad.
User: So it is.
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Cleverbot: I am in a famous band did you know that?
User: No, do I care?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: C'est la vie.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I don't know. why do you hate me?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Wow. that's profound.
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