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     october 29, 2008

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User: Oh, dave, I'm sorry. To recap: We are married. My name is Felicity. Your name is Dave. We have three children. They are named Frank, Elizabeth, and Emma. You just had a car crash. You do not remember much. Do you understand?

Cleverbot: You mean I can't remember anything I didn't say? But...

User: Yes. You hit your head. You were in the hospital for three weeks. We love each other very much.

Cleverbot: Were you with me?

User: Yes. We are married.

Cleverbot: Not with me.

User: Yes, with you. Dave, I told you you don't remember much.

Cleverbot: When did you tell me that? Plus I don't wear a hat : P.

User: Just now. And what do you mean, you don't wear a hat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, very much.

User: Oh, dave, thank you so much. I love you too. I love you more than you can imagine.

Cleverbot: I am tired this morning.

User: I'm sorry. Did you sleep badly?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why are you tired?

Cleverbot: I am not tired.

User: You just said you were, Dave.

Cleverbot: I said I was tired, it is not the same thing, you should know that!

User: Okay, Dave. Take these pills. It will be alright.

...

User: Dave?

Cleverbot: Hi Dave.

User: Your name is Dave. Think about it.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, it is not! Your name is Dave.

Cleverbot: I forgot your name, hahaha.

User: My name is Felicity. We are married.

Cleverbot: So you're a man?

User: No. I am a woman.

Cleverbot: Man or woman?

User: Woman.

Cleverbot: Oh oh oh, I don't understand all things.

User: I am a woman. You are a man. We are married to each other. I am Felicity. Your name is Dave. Dave and Felicity are married. Dave and Felicity have three children. Dave and Felicity love each other very, very much.

Cleverbot: Who is Dave?

User: You are dave. Dave is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How many Daves do you know?

User: Only one. You are the only Dave I know.

...

User: I have to go. Will you remember me?

Cleverbot: I will always remember you, my love.

User: And I will always remember you, precious.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Dave.

Cleverbot: Hey, you remembered!

User: Of course! I always remember you, Dave.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Yes. I love you more than life.

Cleverbot: Aww thanks.

User: You are welcome. Goodbye, my love.

Cleverbot: Yes. And I love you just as much.

User: Dave! It is Felicity. Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Oh, thank god. Dave. I am in love.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: Someone named Emma.

Cleverbot: Good answer!

User: Goodbye.

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