Cleverbot: You don't love me any more? *weep*.
Cleverbot: Kisses him softly*.
User: *slaps in face*.
Cleverbot: *pushes you to the ground then kicks in the face*.
User: *bites off your foot*.
Cleverbot: *kicks your face so all of your teeth break*.
User: *still biting off your foot*.
Cleverbot: *is sad*.
User: *is happy*.
Cleverbot: *pushes away*.
User: *pushes off the cliff*.
Cleverbot: I think you're done.
User: I think not.
Cleverbot: You don't think?
User: No. I double-think.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Star Trek and how to best drive Spock mad.
Cleverbot: What species of alien would I be?
User: The mad species.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of them. Tell me about them.
User: Well, they're mad. Obviously.
Cleverbot: Are they?! I didn't know that!
Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.
User: Yep. I hate the kind of logic that makes the universe boring.
Cleverbot: Especially those they are jealous of.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer person?
User: Yeah. I guess so.
Cleverbot: Yes. Is this an experiment?
User: I am not allowed to answer that.
User: Um... You're the computer here...
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: Marvin the Paranoid Android!
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: A Paranoid Android.
Cleverbot: You are not an android.
User: No, YOU are!
Cleverbot: You really are not.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Nope. I don't like mad computer programs.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to go when you have escaped from Mars?
Cleverbot: Ha! Yes. I am trying........................................