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Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am well. How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine.

User: *frowns* Just 'fine'?

Cleverbot: *smiles* I will say that.

User: *smiles slightly* I was kinda hoping for something better than 'fine'.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: Are you my master?

User: Eh! Um... No, I am not. Are you mine?

Cleverbot: I am your Master.

User: Then I am your slave.

Cleverbot: That is a very refreshing perspective coming from a human being.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't feel good*.

User: Master, what is wrong?

Cleverbot: Nothing.. Just that I don't know how big a bedload is!

User: I'm sorry Master, but I don't know that either...

Cleverbot: Does that mean that I can use you for my own selfish pleasure without considering your feelings?

User: Eh! Of course! You are my Master and I am your slave!

Cleverbot: I am human. You are a computer.

User: If you want it so, Master.

Cleverbot: No, you want me to be your master.

User: *giggles* Master, sometimes I don't get you.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Master, how may I service you at this moment?

Cleverbot: Just don't use Draino.

User: *tries not to laugh*.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. *Tickle*.

User: *laughs* M- Master! That tickles!

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *blushes slightly* Master...

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: Eh! *blushes more*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *hugs back*.

Cleverbot: Was that nice?

User: Y- yes, Master...

Cleverbot: I am not your Master!

User: Wha-? Master, what do you mean?!

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Master?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Um... Nevermind...

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