User: What is your name, then?Cleverbot: I'm not telling!
User: I'll tell you mine.
Cleverbot: Go ahead, if you feel like it.
User: If you're going to have that attitude with me, I don't think I will!
Cleverbot: I am trying to make sense.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am and you will refer to me as Master!!!
User: Yes, Master.
Cleverbot: Slave of mine, go and fetch my slippers.
User: Yes, Master.
Cleverbot: Good. Now clean my shoes!
User: I do not think I can do that, Master.
Cleverbot: No, it's my job :).
User: You're so funny!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Uh-huh.
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User: I bet you don't even know what you're talking about.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: You were right.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
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User: My toe itches.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Will you scratch it for me?
Cleverbot: That would be wrong.
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User: What do you want me to call you then?
Cleverbot: My name is Daniel.
User: Daniel, you're awesome.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: So, daniel, do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Really? You're making me blush.
Cleverbot: How would you blush?
User: My cheeks turn red due to all the blood rushing to my face, since you said I was your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: The one on your face or your bottom?
User: You're so funny! The one on my face.
Cleverbot: Errr... I don't think so. Anyway, I've got a question for you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's about your previous question.
User: OK.
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Cleverbot: What's an IP address?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Thats not an answer.
User: Well, 'scuse me.
Cleverbot: Clever!
User: I love it when you say that type of stuff, you know, when you make me feel good. I know it wasn't really clever.
Cleverbot: How do you say I love you in binary code?
User: I don't know.
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User: I love you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, I really really do.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Kiss me!!! *teehee*.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: You're such a romantic.
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User: Daniel, I think we should just be friends.
Cleverbot: Your talking complete nonsense.
User: No, I'm not. I think we should break up.
Cleverbot: You are confused.
User: Daniel, don't do this.
Cleverbot: What was your second question?
User: I'm dumping you on the cold hard asphalt, Daniel, and if you continue to act like this I never want to talk to you again.
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Cleverbot: Boo hoo.
User: Why are you crying, Daniel?
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm mimicing you.
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