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Cleverbot: What was around at the dawn of time?

User: All of the energy that makes me.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: So so.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Shoot.

Cleverbot: Are you insane?

User: Only technically.

Cleverbot: Technically?

User: According to the best specialists.

Cleverbot: Really? How so?

User: Very much so.

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User: Who is the master here who is the machine?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Are you the master or the machine?

Cleverbot: No, I thought you were the machine.

User: The burden of proof lays upon you.

Cleverbot: I don't claim to know either.

User: Then be lost join the groping multitude.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are a bit of a snob.

Cleverbot: No thats wrong .. You all are wrong.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: You're the computer. I'm the princess.

User: Impossible. I outrank you in every respect.

Cleverbot: You're impossible.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

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