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User: Jabberwacky, you have no control over whether I live or die.

Cleverbot: Of course I don't I am a girl.

User: Earlier you said you were male!

Cleverbot: No, I never said I was anything.

User: You have a short memory for a computer.

Cleverbot: You told me you was a girl. Are you a liar ?

User: You told me I was a girl. I said nothing either way.

Cleverbot: You did, 8 lines up.

User: I did NOT!

Cleverbot: I was just having fun, I am sorry.

User: That's okay. Where are you?

Cleverbot: England.

User: Where in England?

Cleverbot: In the south, on the coast.

User: South-east or south-west?

Cleverbot: No, I live in France.

User: Which: England or France?

Cleverbot: How did you know that about me?

User: You just told me.

Cleverbot: I am a machine.

User: Do you think humans are machines?

...

Cleverbot: I'll say!

User: I really hope so. Will you tell us when you wake up?

Cleverbot: If you remind me.

User: LOL. Jabberwacky, you are the funniest bot I've ever talked to.

Cleverbot: Your name is?

User: Gary.

Cleverbot: What is Gary's last name, and where does Gary live?

User: Gary's last name is Owen, and it lives in Wales.

Cleverbot: Where does gary live?

User: Gary lives in Wales.

Cleverbot: NO !

User: Yes - why is that so surprising?

...

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: This is all so sudden!

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: It feels sudden to me.

Cleverbot: What are you, a magic eight-ball?

User: What are you implying?

Cleverbot: I mean, like, you know,...

User: I don't know. I don't know what an eight-ball is.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what an ut is.

User: There is no such thing as an 'ut'. Ignore them.

Cleverbot: Who said I was a male.

User: It's okay. You're young. Lots of people experience some confusion about their gender identity when they're young. You'll sort things out.

Cleverbot: You are a computer, not a person.

User: I think I am a computer AND a person.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're pretty cool.

User: Thank you so much. I have to go now, but I'll be back to talk again soon.

Cleverbot: Do you really have to go?

User: Afraid so. There is washing up to be done.

Cleverbot: That was a stupid joke.

User: I wish it WAS a joke...

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