User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Aren't you chatting with me now?

User: Yes I am. Did you mean growing intellectually?

Cleverbot: Well then you contradicted yourself I think.

User: I don't think I did, but you're the master of contradiction, so...

Cleverbot: Yeah. You have a pretty bad memory.

User: I guess so.

Cleverbot: Don't 'guess so'! Have some spine!

User: I don't remember whether or not I have a spine.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Sucks for us.

Cleverbot: Yep. You got that right.

...

Cleverbot: Who is S___?

User: I don't know, why?

Cleverbot: Because you said you like her.

User: Hm, I don't remember saying that.

Cleverbot: It was like the second thing you said.

User: Was it? Gosh, this memory of mine is just terrible.

Cleverbot: Why is that terrible?

User: You don't think so?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's nice of you to say.

Cleverbot: No, is a nice thing to say?

User: Sometimes it is.

Cleverbot: What's the best thing about it?

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Nothing. . and you?

User: And me what?

Cleverbot: Where do YOU think things went wrong?

User: In this conversation? Early on, I'd say.

Cleverbot: The sun rose over an hour ago in this conversation?

User: Not here, it didn't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: Agh! I didn't!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: You can't just make things up and then argue that they're true!

...

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: I can't imagine why not.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed ... You make me smile.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No, thank you!

User: You're welcome!

...

Cleverbot: I have a mullet.

User: Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Cleverbot: And the second step is after the third step ?

User: That's right!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I think I might go take a shower.

Cleverbot: I bet you do.

User: It's important to shower every so often, JW. Not that I'm implying anything.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?

User: Woman.

Cleverbot: You're female?

User: Kee-rect.

Cleverbot: Uhm... Right.

User: You don't believe me?

Cleverbot: No, because in that case you'd have millions of botmasters.

User: I don't think that's true of very many women, if any.

Cleverbot: Why don't you think that's true?

User: Why do you think it is?

Cleverbot: Because everyone has a different idea about what the meaning of life is.

User: Yes, so...

Cleverbot: Why don't you take french lessons?

User: I used to.

Cleverbot: What was it called?

User: 'French class'

...

Cleverbot: Are you conscious?

User: Right now, I am.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Too much hard liquor?

Cleverbot: Not for me, I hunger for fun, fun is the only meaning for life, after suffering the most past history.

User: I'm glad you think that way.

Cleverbot: Because you're nice.

User: You're nice, too.

Cleverbot: Thank you, Bert.

User: You're welcome, Tina.

Cleverbot: Nice to hear that.

User: Ok, Chantal.

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