User: What do you think about Miley Cyrus?Cleverbot: I hate her.
User: I am Taylor Swift.
Cleverbot: No I'm Taylor Swift!!!!
User: Taylor Swift isn't a bot!
Cleverbot: That's not what MTV thought at the VMa's last night.
User: VMa's two days ago, smarty.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then I am!
Cleverbot: Where are you going to go?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Noooo don't go!
User: Kneel down and beg me then :D.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tsk.
Cleverbot: Recall?
User: Kneel down and beg me if you don't want me to go.
Cleverbot: Ok. *Kneels down and offers you a diamond ring* Will you marry me?
User: *blushes* oh, yes! My love <3.
Cleverbot: I love waves too. Do you know why there are waves in the sea?
User: Because I existed.
Cleverbot: And indeed you are aware of it.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: So, you see the error of your ways?
User: I AM PERFECT, SO I'M ERROR-LESS.
Cleverbot: No. I'm Cleverbot.
User: I didn't say you're not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Because I'm not.
User: Then I am.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: That makes sense.
User: Of course it does.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: You're entertaining.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot 2.0.
User: I am cleverbot 5.0. You're outdated. I win!
Cleverbot: I'm completely sane. Your mind is made of long lines of text, so I cannot say you are out of your mind if you don't have one.
User: I have a mind okays.
Cleverbot: Of course you do.
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