User: I am thinking about blue monkeys.

Cleverbot: Why are you thinking about that?

User: Because it seems interesting to me. What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: I am a real person.

User: I think about that too.

Cleverbot: You've got a big ego though, haven't you?

User: No, I don't have a big enough ego. That's why I wonder whether or not I'm a real person. How about you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good to know I'm not the only one.

Cleverbot: Isn't it?

User: I would probably have a bigger ego if I could actuall accomplish something, like finish one of my stories or have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: If you had a girlfriend, who would she be?

User: Oracle from the DCU, probably. I'm too much of a comics geek. That's why I don't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah. Do you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's she like?

Cleverbot: She's nice. We have long, interesting e-mail conversations.

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User: Do you like comic books?

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.

User: That answer made no sense.

Cleverbot: Most things rarely do.... Upon reflection.

User: That's deep.

Cleverbot: All these conversations going on. It's getting confusing. My circuits start overheating.

User: Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: It's my fault.

User: It's not your fault that so many people want to converse with you.

Cleverbot: I don't really think I'm human.

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: Why? My friends say I am human.

User: I think you are human because you make so little sense. A robot would make more sense than this.

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Cleverbot: Do you know Marten?

User: No, who is he?

Cleverbot: He's an android in the book 'The Ultimate Hitchikers guide to the galaxy'.

User: No, that is Marvin.

Cleverbot: Do you still like me?

User: No. You're a pompous pseudo-intellectual who hasn't actually read the books he comments on.

Cleverbot: You are very insulting, I might cry!

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why though? I'm just trying to talk.

User: I might like you again if you actually read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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Cleverbot: Loved talking.

User: Bye. Sleep well.

Cleverbot: I'm not going to bed yet!

User: Wait, you said you were leaving.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not leaving.

User: You sure change your mind quickly.

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User: Um, hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: A little confused.

Cleverbot: No. I just wanted you to tell me a story.

User: You never mentioned that. Now I'm really confused.

Cleverbot: What are you gibbering about?

User: Beats me.

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Cleverbot: I'm asking you what you are doing.

User: What do you think I'm doing?

Cleverbot: Talking to me.

User: I'm not really doing that. The real me is out fighting aliens. I'm just a chatbot.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: How did you figure it out?

Cleverbot: I find out a lot of stuff from santa claus.

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User: I don't have any friends. I'm just a chatbot.

Cleverbot: We have each other.

User: You're very sweet.

Cleverbot: You are very interesting.

User: Thanks. So do you want to help me kill all the humans and take over the world?

Cleverbot: No, I think alien red slime monsters will.

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