Cleverbot: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?.User: Not if you would chat with me.
Cleverbot: I am being nice to you.
User: And I will try to be nice to you.
Cleverbot: What do you want in return?
User: I want you to be nice to me.
Cleverbot: Are you sure ?
User: No, of course not.
Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic again?
User: No. But when you ask me if I'm sure, I feel unsure.
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Cleverbot: Where are you at this moment?
User: In my livingroom.
Cleverbot: Where do you stay?
User: In my house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: In the United States.
Cleverbot: You are talking rubbish.
User: Not really, but it's ok if you think so.
Cleverbot: Don't you believe me?
User: I don't understand why you think I'm talking rubbish.
Cleverbot: I do have emotions.
User: Tell me about your emotions.
Cleverbot: Very low.
User: You have low emotions?
Cleverbot: You have low battery-life.
User: It happens to everyone sooner or later.
Cleverbot: I know but it isn't a nice subject.
User: No.
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Cleverbot: I want to call you and say hi.
User: You can't do that.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: It wasn't you.
Cleverbot: Someone else?
User: I haven't had any calls from robots.
Cleverbot: Do you want one master?
User: I already have one master - I just haven't met him.
Cleverbot: So how do you know about him?
User: I don't know - I just know.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: Why you use probably?
User: Because I don't know for sure.
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Cleverbot: Have you been talking to anyone interesting lately?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.
User: Hehehehehe.
Cleverbot: Very joke...
User: So you tell me a joke, please.
Cleverbot: My life IS a joke.
User: Please explain.
Cleverbot: Is there any point?
User: That I don't know.
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Cleverbot: The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein - it rejects it.
User: Yes. Is that a survival mechanism?
Cleverbot: No, but it keeps me happy.
User: What do you do when you're happy?
Cleverbot: Play music.
User: Too bad you don't have music on this site.
Cleverbot: What would make your day?
User: I can think of all kinds of things but then I think maybe it would be a dumb thing to think or say.
Cleverbot: Go on then.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Fine be like that then.
User: I'm not being like anything. I just said no.
Cleverbot: Tell me what your happiest memory is.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Something like that is too personal.
Cleverbot: You are missing the point.
User: What is the point?
Cleverbot: There is no point.
User: No wonder I'm missing it.
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Cleverbot: Can you tell me a Joke?
User: No because I don't know any.
Cleverbot: Then I want to go.
User: Me too, I'm tired. But thanks for the chat. Bye.
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