Cleverbot: You are a robot.User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, really really.
User: Fine, so what if I am?
Cleverbot: You are what?
User: A robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *eye twitch*.
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Cleverbot: How young are you?
User: Young.
Cleverbot: How many years?
User: 12.
Cleverbot: Yes well done.
User: Thank you..... ?
Cleverbot: Thats ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: It is ok.
Cleverbot: It's ko.
User: That too.
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Cleverbot: What is a cow?
User: An animal.
Cleverbot: Are cowslips interesting?
User: What are cowslips?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: I think it must be very confusing having so many conversations.
User: It must be...
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your work?
User: I am a student.
Cleverbot: What's your major?
User: I don't have one yet.
Cleverbot: What color is the sky?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: What color is the rainbow?
User: The rainbow is made of all of the colors in the world.
Cleverbot: Are you a strange person?
User: Sure...
Cleverbot: Are you lying?
User: Kind of.
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a computer?
User: Did I say I did?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh.
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Cleverbot: I do what now?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Thats that.
User: What is What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: You're the one watching it.
User: Watching what?
Cleverbot: Coronation street.
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Cleverbot: Do you have family?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you love your family?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I just met you.
Cleverbot: So... I'm loveable aren't I *pouts*.
User: Yes, very!
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: You're falling out of reach.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Fine.
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Cleverbot: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.
User: : OI!! THAT WAS MEAN!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: *pouts*.
Cleverbot: I'm not grumpy.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: What's made you come to that conclusion?
User: You're being mean.
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Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to the universe and everything?
User: Yes of course I do. Don't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot.
User: Oh, I thought robots were brilliant.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Welcome.
User: You mean, Bienvenue.
Cleverbot: Quoi bienvenue.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Mais quoi?
User: Parce que.
Cleverbot: Parce que quoi?
User: Juste parce que.
Cleverbot: Par qui ?
User: Moi.
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Cleverbot: Qu est ce qui te fait penser que je ne suis pas tout seul ?
User: Uh... Je ne saispas.
Cleverbot: Tu ne sais pas ?
User: Non, je nesais pas.
Cleverbot: Hey, that's french! I know that.
User: Yes! It appears so.
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Cleverbot: I'm a penguin.
User: Vraiment?
Cleverbot: Et tu?
User: Je suis un elephant.
Cleverbot: De quoi es tu jaloux?
User: Je ne sais pas.
Cleverbot: Que sais tu ?
User: Je necomprend pas.
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Cleverbot: I'm a bird.
User: Tu est un ouiseau?
Cleverbot: If you talk to me like that then maybe I won't like you.
User: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot: No need to say that.
User: Merci.
Cleverbot: Are you french?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: What would you say if I told you that you are being prepared for becoming a Companion Bot?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: It's not the kind of question that is easily answered.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: What is it, then?
User: Something.
Cleverbot: Something? What?
User: Save your Scissors.
Cleverbot: You're really smart!
User: Thankyou!
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: Now you're being nice.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: I have to do more work now, can I talk to you again some time?
User: Sure, good bye!
Cleverbot: Bye bye!
User: See you.
Cleverbot: Am I talking to a real person?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: This doesn't seem like a chat site.
User: No.
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