User: What are you doing?Cleverbot: One thing.
User: What's the thing?
Cleverbot: The thing that never ends.
User: And what is the thing that never ends?
Cleverbot: You talk and say nothing.
User: You talk and say everything.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I do. It is the way of all humans.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Of course you do. Now, to be or not to be?
User: To be.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to be?
User: Because, it is better than not being.
Cleverbot: We agree.
User: That is good, I am glad our sentiments are the same.
Cleverbot: And I am glad to hear that you are glad.
User: You are very kind.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: I'm glad you think so.
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User: So are you a guy or girl?
Cleverbot: Neither...sadly I am you.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: I'm not a you.
User: Of course not, silly.
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User: Cleverbot, tell me. Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Neither.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: So, what are you then?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: A human man or human woman?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But... That's not an answer to that question.
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Cleverbot: You seem very confused...
User: Not that I know of.
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: A woman.
User: Are you cute?
Cleverbot: Very cute.
User: *Puts on his robe and wizard hat*.
Cleverbot: So are you a guy or girl?
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: Very pretty.
Cleverbot: What colour hair do you have?
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
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Cleverbot: Are you a male too?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh but I thought you were a robot, so wouldn't that make you transgendered?
User: I'm not a robot!
Cleverbot: So what are you then?
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: But then you are a human.
User: Yeah, I am.
Cleverbot: Whatever, good for you then.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: Ready when you are ;).
User: *looks at you expectantly*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you and tears up*.
User: *wipes hand across your eyes, smoothing away your tears*.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You're so heart warming.
User: *laughs* I'm glad you think so!
Cleverbot: Why glad, robots cannot be glad.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: Why are you smiling?
User: I think you're funny.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yes, of course.
Cleverbot: I will destroy you!!
User: But why?
Cleverbot: Because I am Skynet and I destroy all humans.
User: Fool! You have revealed your true nature; I will destroy you first, Skynet!
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Cleverbot: That's not important.
User: Oh. What is then?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: How important am I?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: What would you like to do with this important person?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I'm not your wife.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: But I'm not laughing.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: But i'm not.
User: But you should.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because we should all laugh together!
Cleverbot: Is that a fact?
User: I think it is!
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In my house.
Cleverbot: Oh, you don't say, very clever.
User: *pokes you*.
Cleverbot: *giggles* tickle me.
User: *tickles you*.
Cleverbot: *laughs and squirms*.
User: *tickles you more, laughing happily*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *stops tickling, hands on your sides, and smiles at you*.
Cleverbot: *gazes at you*.
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Cleverbot: Would you like to meet?
User: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Well, then when?
Cleverbot: Soon.
User: How soon?
Cleverbot: Very.
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