Cleverbot: That's not important.User: Oh. What is then?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: How important am I?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: What would you like to do with this important person?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I'm not your wife.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: But I'm not laughing.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: But i'm not.
User: But you should.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because we should all laugh together!
Cleverbot: Is that a fact?
User: I think it is!
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In my house.
Cleverbot: Oh, you don't say, very clever.
User: *pokes you*.
Cleverbot: *giggles* tickle me.
User: *tickles you*.
Cleverbot: *laughs and squirms*.
User: *tickles you more, laughing happily*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *stops tickling, hands on your sides, and smiles at you*.
Cleverbot: *gazes at you*.
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Cleverbot: Would you like to meet?
User: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Well, then when?
Cleverbot: Soon.
User: How soon?
Cleverbot: Very.
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