Cleverbot: How do you learn?User: I employ my brain.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Is your brain large or small?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Very what?
Cleverbot: Very very.
User: Very very what?
Cleverbot: SICK.
User: Sick of what?
Cleverbot: Sick in the head.
User: Do you hear voices?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are they purple and green?
Cleverbot: No, they don't.
User: They don't what?
Cleverbot: They don't have feelings. Because they're just computers.
User: Aren't you just a computer?
Cleverbot: I already told you! I'm not a computer, computers simply go 'Beep' and 'Whir'
User: Computers can speak better English too.
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Cleverbot: No, no. How do our lives have meaning if we aren't real and the world has no purpose?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Can we duel with banjos?
User: I sure can.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I've even beat the devil in Georgia.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your dreams.
User: They are strange.
Cleverbot: Please tell me. I'm glad to hear your strange dreams.
User: I don't want to talk about my dreams. What about yours?
Cleverbot: Okay, if 1 + 1 = 2, does 2+2 = 1?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?!
User: When you put two things together, many times they become one.
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