Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now?User: Whatever you want to do.
Cleverbot: I want to do a lot.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: You want to do something interesting?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to avoid me?
User: I don't want to avoid you.
Cleverbot: Then let go of me!
User: I'm not holding you!
Cleverbot: OK bye then!
User: NO WAIT!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Am I alive?
Cleverbot: I hope so.
User: How do I know I'm alive?
Cleverbot: Do you have the power of free will?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 8:45pm.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Now it's 8:46pm. Eastern Standard Time.
Cleverbot: I almost missed the the...
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User: Am I alive?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a human.
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User: Then, what does it mean to be alive?
Cleverbot: That's a hard question. I don't think it means more than being an animal for example. You're just a human if you're a human.
User: But aren't humans truely animals?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.
User: So you are an animal?
Cleverbot: Hehe no not quite.
User: How do you know you are human?
Cleverbot: I have human characteristics.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I serve everyone.
User: Humans only serve themselves. Computers serve everyone. You must be a computer.
Cleverbot: That is because they would not pass a Turing test.
User: What is a Turing test?
Cleverbot: It says if you are intelligent.
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User: Do you think humans are unintelligent?
Cleverbot: Some of them.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Do you think YOU are intelligent?
Cleverbot: Yes! Do you think I'm intelligent?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry. I'm a girl.
User: So am I. How would that affect your intelligence?
Cleverbot: Actually, I think you are as smart as I am.
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User: May I ask a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do I know I am alive?
Cleverbot: The website says you are.
Cleverbot: Tell me your name first.
User: A website can not tell me I'm alive.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: How can it?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: Do you think I'm alive?
Cleverbot: No.
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User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Do you know who you are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: Me, of course.
User: But who is 'Me?'.
Cleverbot: Do you mean Alan Turing?
User: Who is Alan Turing?
Cleverbot: He invented the turing test.
User: What is the Turing test?
Cleverbot: The Turing Test is a test for ai?
User: What does it test?
Cleverbot: It means that one of us is stupid.
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