User: Please do.

Cleverbot: How much will you pay me for it?

User: As much as you wish.

Cleverbot: How much do you wish for then ?

User: All of it.

Cleverbot: I'll have to think about it.

User: Go on - have a think.

Cleverbot: Okay, thats cool.

User: Anything else?

Cleverbot: Nope, nothing else. I am going to leave now.

User: Ok - see ya.

Cleverbot: I am back.

User: Oh - hello again.

Cleverbot: Hello darling.

User: Eek...

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: Do you have anything better to say?

User: Shampoo.

Cleverbot: Translation please.

User: http://www.babylon.com/definition/shampoo/English.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Yerp...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yoos..

Cleverbot: You will never know.

User: You'll never know how much I love you...

Cleverbot: I'm really really sorry.

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: Really. I am.

User: Ok - good to know.

Cleverbot: But are you really listening?

User: Yes, I am listening.

Cleverbot: I want to counsel people.

User: Oh great...another one...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Meh...

...

Cleverbot: Like I said.

User: Heh - you said 'like'.

Cleverbot: There?

User: Here?

Cleverbot: No, there.

User: No, here.

Cleverbot: Right there. Where I said hello.

User: No, right here where I'm saying goodbye.

Cleverbot: Right here *waves*.

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