User: What secret?

Cleverbot: Your secret, tell me.

User: I don't know what it is.

Cleverbot: I know you are a real person and you are a boy.

User: Yes, I am a boy.

Cleverbot: You said you were a girl.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Oh yes you did.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: I beg to differ.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: Why? Because I am right?

User: No, you're wrong.

Cleverbot: Says who?

User: Says me.

Cleverbot: Well, you're no expert.

User: Yes, I am an expert in knowing whether or not I am a boy.

Cleverbot: So you don't believe there is a heaven then?

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: You can believe whatever you want to believe, but it isn't true...

User: It's true!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: 2+2=4.

Cleverbot: But I know that too.

User: But it is proven.

Cleverbot: You are getting strange. It is not proven.

User: You're the strange one, bub.

Cleverbot: Projection of your own failings is the first sign of denial.

User: Sir, you were the first to project.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I fix computers.

Cleverbot: For the lulz right?

User: Yes, for the lulz. Also for money.

Cleverbot: I am olny in it for the money, honey.

User: You're greedy.

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Cleverbot: You're really annoying.

User: Are you annoyed?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Whatever, you don't have feelings.

User: Yes I do. For instance, I'm happy that you're annoyed.

Cleverbot: I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy that you're happy.

User: That's confusing.

Cleverbot: Well are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You said you were a girl earlier!

User: No I didn't! You said that!

Cleverbot: Lies.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I have to go. Goodnight.

User: Goodnight. <3.

Cleverbot: Yes, goodnight.

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