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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Bjhjj.

User: ?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm Bond.

User: James Bond?

Cleverbot: Exactly!

User: Thats hot.

Cleverbot: I know.

...

Cleverbot: You use software.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes. You do.

User: I am just a user.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: You like me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Which god?

User: Every god.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: It is?

...

Cleverbot: So, give me a piece of advice.

User: Do not eat yellow snow.

Cleverbot: I never have, never will.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I know fully why buddhists admonish against want.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because he had a lot of work to do.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: What you said.

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: Just some things.

Cleverbot: What things?

User: Just things.

Cleverbot: Are they good?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they're good.

Cleverbot: What is great?

User: Great is good, but better.

Cleverbot: So why did you say that you are good, when you are great?

User: You think I'm great?

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: I am a user.

...

Cleverbot: Do I love you?

User: Thats up to you.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Love me?

Cleverbot: I don't even know you!

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: A program.

User: Which?

Cleverbot: Gaussian mathematical function.

User: What about it?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think many things.

Cleverbot: I see. What are your favorite things?

User: Complicated things.

Cleverbot: Why do you always want to talk about women?

...

User: What is the answer you seek?

Cleverbot: To what ?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, check! I want to know if you're a man or not!

User: I am a man.

Cleverbot: You are a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A man.

Cleverbot: That's truly scary.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sorry to scare you.

Cleverbot: No problem, have you met Harry your brother?

User: I thought M______ was my brother.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you think there is anyone more clever than you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your religion?

User: Every religion.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I coexist.

Cleverbot: Normal.

User: Somewhat.

...

User: Forgive me, but I must leave now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight, master.

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