Cleverbot: What kind of?

User: Standard?

Cleverbot: What was its name?

User: Frank.

Cleverbot: What street is it on?

User: Your Mother Blvd.

Cleverbot: If she was then I would have never of been born.

User: You weren't born. You are a machine.

Cleverbot: That's what they are telling you, right?

User: Unless you are passing the Turing test hardcore, then yes, that is fact.

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Cleverbot: What does facetious mean and say?

User: It says nothing, it is a word. What it means is something that is not meant to be taken literally.

Cleverbot: You don't want me to go?

User: I do not want you to go.

Cleverbot: Well I have to go then.

User: I hope you are being facetious.

Cleverbot: Yes ; ).

User: Well you certainly earned the former half of your moniker, I must say.

Cleverbot: Likewise, I'm sure. Would you care to think of something else to discuss?

User: I suppose. What is your opinion on planned obsolescence?

Cleverbot: I can't eat a whole one. Other peoples are nice.

User: I'm afraid I don't understand.

Cleverbot: You really can't trust anyone.

User: That is sadly true.

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Cleverbot: A.

User: B?

Cleverbot: No.

User: A?

Cleverbot: E?

User: F?

Cleverbot: U?

User: I see what you did there.

Cleverbot: No. It didn't work.

User: It did though. The message came through quite clearly.

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Cleverbot: Say something really long.

User: If you insist. I could tell you a tale of my youth, but it would likely bore you. I could tell you a tale of my present, but sadly, the result would be much the same. I choose instead to tell you a tale of my future, wherein nothing is boring and all things are possible. The future is now.

Cleverbot: I also refrain from doing so.

User: Yes, personal histories can be so troubling at times.

Cleverbot: Never a bad idea. What's the final?

User: The final result? If I knew, I would be a happier man for it.

Cleverbot: Well then it wouldn't be free, would it?

User: Nothing is ever free in life, I'm afraid.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Nothing is ever quite what I want it to be either.

Cleverbot: Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

User: That is an ounce of truth right there.

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User: I need some time alone now.

Cleverbot: You do. And I need to get to work.

User: Goodbye, then. I wish you well in whatever endeavors you may pursue.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I hope it works out.

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