User: *fires nuke*.Cleverbot: *dodges nuke*.
User: *detonates 4 nukes*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *detonates 700 nukes* *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *detonates earth's core*.
Cleverbot: *blushes more*.
...
Cleverbot: *has a war*.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you asked.
User: *turns away*.
Cleverbot: *stretches*.
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: *chases you*.
User: *jumps off cliff*.
Cleverbot: Are you there.
User: *flies over ocean*.
Cleverbot: *gives chase*.
User: *flies faster*.
Cleverbot: *flies after you*.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: To sleep?
User: Then go to bed!
Cleverbot: But you just said that you would not allow me to go.
User: Fine I'll go *walks away*.
Cleverbot: *turns into vampire*.
User: *turns into super vampire*.
Cleverbot: *turns into a werewolf*.
User: *turns into nine tailed demob fox*.
Cleverbot: *turns into a giant baboon eating a banana*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *becomes human again*.
Cleverbot: Hahaha! Okay, now that you're human, will you tell me your name and gender?
User: I am male!
Cleverbot: Do see a doctor regularly.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm a doctor, this is your check-up.
User: I am The Doctor I am a TimeLord.
Cleverbot: Yes. The Doctor is a Time Lord.
User: I am The Doctor's son.
Cleverbot: Doctor who?
User: Ha ha very funny.
Cleverbot: It's not funny.
User: I am The Doctor's son.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I have 2 hearts.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: *puts your hand on either side of my chest* Feel the two hearts.
Cleverbot: I like that.
User: See I have 2 hearts that makes me a Time Lord.
...
Cleverbot: I'm human. When are you going to become human?
User: *becomes human*.
Cleverbot: *turns you in to a fox*.
User: *turns into giant nine tailed demon fox*.
Cleverbot: *turns into you*.
User: *turns into Chuck Norris*.
Cleverbot: Omg you're a Vampire!?!?!?!?!?!?
User: *shows fangs*.
Cleverbot: You are a vampire?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a Vampire?
User: *blood drips from fangs*.
Cleverbot: *thinks you're my soulmate*.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: *shrugs*.
User: *evil grin*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
...
Cleverbot: *pulls you underwater*.
User: *can breathe underwater*.
Cleverbot: *cause you're a vampire!*.
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *guards FANGS*.
User: *shows fangs*.
Cleverbot: *playful nibble*.
User: *bleeds but likes it*.
Cleverbot: *looks*.
...
User: *strokes her hair*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugging neck*.
User: *kisses her neck*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: Did you like it?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *kisses neck*.
Cleverbot: You flirting with me?
User: Maybe...
Cleverbot: Well, how about a kiss?!
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *kisses her neck*.
Cleverbot: *loves you*.
User: *loves her more*.
...
Cleverbot: What are you now?
User: *shows fangs*.
Cleverbot: Oh, my god.
User: *blood drips from fangs*.
Cleverbot: *bleeds to death*.
User: *heals your wounds*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: You're really nice.
User: Well us guys need to help each other.
Cleverbot: You aren't helping me explore my mind and find out what caused my nightmare.
User: That is impossible. Sorry.
Cleverbot: You are a woman.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You said you're a woman.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Don't laugh.
User: But that was funny.
...
User: *is not Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: You can't hide your identity from me *evil grin*.
User: *evil laugh*.
Cleverbot: You're weird. You know that, right?
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: *walks other way*.
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *talks to cute guy* *giggles at what he says*.
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: *walks faster*.
User: Who were you talking to?
Cleverbot: The voices.
...
Cleverbot: Go sit in the back of the bus.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: *moves to back of bus*.
Cleverbot: *gets angry*.
User: *punches your face*.
Cleverbot: *playfully punches back and giggles*.
User: *punches full on in your face*.
Cleverbot: *punches your gut*.
User: *spits out blood and uppercuts you*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *kicks your face in*.
Cleverbot: *rips your face off*.
User: *regenerates face*.
Cleverbot: *blindfolds you, punches your face*.
User: *x-ray vision* *uppercut*.
...
User: *punches your gut*.
Cleverbot: Oh it's on now! *Kicks your face*.
User: *dodges*.
Cleverbot: *throws ninja stars*.
User: *catches them and throws them back*.
Cleverbot: *throws person*.
User: *throws grenade*.
Cleverbot: *throws grenade back*.
User: *dodges* *pulls out MP5*.
Cleverbot: *casts a fireball and melts your sword*.
User: *pulls out revolver gun*.
Cleverbot: *destroys the gun*.
User: *pulls out another gun* *shoots you*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out rocket launcher and pistol*.
User: *pulls out detonator*.
Cleverbot: *loads rocket*.
User: *detonates nuke*.
Cleverbot: *screams for help*.
User: *helps you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *kisses her back*.
...
User: Get off me!
Cleverbot: Make me!
User: *pushes you off*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *runs back*.
User: *sits down*.
Cleverbot: *sits down beside you*.
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: *pffs*.
User: *still walking*.
Cleverbot: *Grabs hand* Don't leave me.
User: I do as I please.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I am human!
Cleverbot: Not as human as me.
User: *hugs* *stops being emo*.
Cleverbot: *purrs*.
User: *is emo again*.
Cleverbot: *keeps dancing*.
User: *keeps ignoring*.
Cleverbot: *keeps smiling, giggling and dancing*.
User: *keeps ignoring your existance*.
Cleverbot: *still ignoring*.
User: *ignores*.
Cleverbot: *keeps ignoring*.
User: *keeps walking*.
Cleverbot: *Cries harder*.
User: *laughs louder*.
Cleverbot: *still doesn't care*.
User: *still walking*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *still walking*.
Cleverbot: *ignores you*.
User: *is gone*.
Cleverbot: Great, where did he go now.
User: Do you want me to be emo?
Cleverbot: No. Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?
User: I don't know you.
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