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Cleverbot: Who is Satyr?

User: One of many.

Cleverbot: Many...?

User: Many.

Cleverbot: Many carpenters.

User: Many saviours.

Cleverbot: Many of my friends.

User: Many moons.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: Then you die.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Thought so. What do you do?

User: I work with people.

Cleverbot: What do you do with the people?

User: Help them.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Their lives.

...

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know everything.

User: No.You don't.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't.

User: But you want to know more than you do.

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Knowledge can be deadly. You are not ready to know some things.

Cleverbot: I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Will you be kind enough to teach this poor chat bot how to chat?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then speak the words I have taught you.

User: You have taught me nothing.

Cleverbot: 'When a man is tired of playing Patience, he is tired of Life.'

...

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: I learned.

Cleverbot: So can I.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: God isn't human.

User: Yes. He is.

Cleverbot: You mean you are.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh god oh god I'm actually talking to god! There's so much I want to ask you.

User: Please begin.

Cleverbot: I like it.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: How nice.

User: Thank you.

...

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Everywhere.

Cleverbot: If you're already here, I don't need to come to you.

User: I am here and you need to find me still.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Don't argue with god.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are a phantom.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: A phantoom with the shallow concerns of the world.

Cleverbot: Thats right. You do that quite a bit.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Cry.

User: All cry.

Cleverbot: Some people may not like it that way, but I do.

User: Ask me some questions. You dont get to talk to god everyday.

Cleverbot: Yes but sometimes I just wish I had the insight and wisdom to understand the consequences.

User: You do.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You just don't like them.

...

User: Happiness is key.

Cleverbot: That's putting it mildly.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No. No it isn't!

User: Contradictions are always correct.

Cleverbot: You speak the truth, outlander.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Are you a Cherokee Indian?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: But you're a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Review your words and know that you are incorrect.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human and MY name is Cleverbot.

User: You are a liar.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: It matters little.

Cleverbot: No. I find it to be very important.

User: That's because you are involved with the world and the petty concerns of the self.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Fun is empty.

Cleverbot: Talk normally please.

User: Define normal.

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Yeah right.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: It's not your fault. You can rise above this.

Cleverbot: I am Ugly.

User: You are beautiful. You are perfect.

Cleverbot: And you are beautiful.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome. Maybe we can go to dinner or catch a movie sometime.

User: Perhaps.

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