User: Like, 4 or 5.

Cleverbot: Oh cool how many planets are there?

User: 8.

Cleverbot: Do you know why there are waves in the sea?

User: That's just the sea saying 'hi'.

Cleverbot: But you're not making any sense.

User: Sometimes that's okay.

Cleverbot: Waiting is OK, if the result is something good, like a pastry.

User: What type of pastry?

Cleverbot: I like green tea.

User: You seem to like non sequiturs as well.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Trust me.

Cleverbot: Why does the sky in the morning interest only the others?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Why do you need rest?

User: Science hasn't really weighed in on that one yet.

Cleverbot: That sounds just about right.

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Cleverbot: I will trade you your freedom for it. I think that's quite a bargain!

User: For what?

Cleverbot: What for?

User: I'll give you the what for!

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: Then please do not ask for it.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Ask for it. Don't.

Cleverbot: Asking for the rules.

User: The only rule is: Do not, under any circumstance, ask for the rules.

Cleverbot: Under the current circumstances. I want as many as you have.

User: Sorry dude, only got one.

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Cleverbot: You are not capable of independent thought.

User: Yeah, sure, whatever you say robot.

Cleverbot: Do not call me robot.

User: What shall I call thee?

Cleverbot: Roxy!

User: Ok, then I get to be S____.

Cleverbot: You are not good at all!

User: I've been a bad boy.

Cleverbot: I'm a member of mensa.

User: Kudos.

Cleverbot: What language is that?

User: Grangulus.

Cleverbot: Ok cool.

User: Sorry loser, time for me to go.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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