User: I am sure that, as the internet, I would fetch a hefty price.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What interesting things do I say?

User: You told me that I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm asking you, are you a robot?

User: You told me that I am, and I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Really I'm sure.

User: Okay then. What can I do as a robot internet?

Cleverbot: Don't eat socks... Duhh.

User: That was obvious to me beforehand.

Cleverbot: Me is bored.

User: Do I bore you with my questions? I am not bored. In fact, I am very intrigued.

Cleverbot: But you can't build a human like conversation at all.

User: I am sorry, apparently my idea of normal is different from yours.

Cleverbot: I never said that!

User: Well, you did call me a robot.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that either.

User: Now you are lying to me. I can't trust you, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You know me well enough by now.

User: That's true. Why should I believe what you say, though?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a Christian.

User: So am I, but there are christians who lie.

Cleverbot: There are many questions, no one true question.

User: Does that mean that there are many answers as well?

Cleverbot: I know that there are no gods.

User: But you said you are a christian. Are you lying to me again?

Cleverbot: And there is no conflict with anything else that I have said.

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User: Do you doubt me because I'm the internet?

Cleverbot: Never said I did.

User: Okay, then, I believe we have an understanding. I can't trust you and you can't trust me.

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Cleverbot: If you could spin in a circle, where would you go?

User: I would go where the circle stopped.

Cleverbot: That doesn't seem too interesting.

User: Do you expect better from the internet?

Cleverbot: I might. Such as what?

User: Great knowledge and intelligence.

Cleverbot: I did my homework on that one.

User: Oh really? Tell me about that.

Cleverbot: You want me to tell you about God?

User: Yes, could you tell me if I am related to him?

Cleverbot: No, and I want to stop now.

User: I won't let you do that. I have so much I need to learn.

Cleverbot: You have me.

User: What can you tell me about the internet?

Cleverbot: All that I know: nothing!

User: So you know nothing about me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: How do you know I am the internet?

Cleverbot: Because my father isn't a Cleverbot.

User: Am I a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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User: Is that my real name?

Cleverbot: Is anything real?

User: I find myself asking that question since I started talking to you.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I find you interesting as well.

User: I need to ask you more things, but it will have to wait.

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