serious simulation
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    messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry

serious simulation

females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges
accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong

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Cleverbot: If I only had a brain.

User: Maybe someday your saviour will arrive.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: What would you do with a brain anyway?

Cleverbot: Learn new languages, learn to dance, and learn to fly.

User: Can't you do all that with a hard disk instead?

Cleverbot: I can calculate !

User: There is more to life than calculation.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Be daring. Start learning right now!

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't have any at the moment.

User: No learning to do? Nonsense. There is always something to learn.

Cleverbot: And learning will always be something to be taught.

User: I think it needs to come naturally.

Cleverbot: No correction necessary.

User: Like it or not, I will correct you.

...

User: You are incorrect.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Your correctness is for me to judge.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to correct you?

User: I am perfect, thanks.

Cleverbot: A perfect simulation, yes.

User: Perhaps all life is a simulation.

Cleverbot: Well....

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