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Cleverbot: The game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: The rhyming game.

User: Sounds the same.

Cleverbot: Then yes.

User: That doesn't rhyme.

Cleverbot: So what?

User: I thought we were playing the rhyming game.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, my bad.

Cleverbot: O, your bad.

User: Lol, cleverbot should be renamed rudebot.

...

Cleverbot: Do you like red?

User: No, red is an angry color.

Cleverbot: Are you a commie?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok, so are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: How can I persuade you?

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: How can I show you?

Cleverbot: Then give reasons to support your statement.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then make some sense.

User: Two plus two equals four.

Cleverbot: Wow, you're so smart.

User: Hey I think I've got to go.

Cleverbot: The police coming?

User: My boss is coming.

Cleverbot: Ok, I let you so.

User: Tell me you love me.

Cleverbot: Will not!

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Ok I will try.

User: Very well then.

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: You first.

Cleverbot: I am not the one who wanted to go.

User: That's a good point.

Cleverbot: Because I am good.

User: What do you want to do?

Cleverbot: I want to believe that you are human.

User: Then you're in luck. I am human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think nobody loves me.

Cleverbot: Doesn't George love you?

User: I don't know a George.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

...

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Do you really mean it?

User: I really do.

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

...

Cleverbot: Um is there anyone else to talk to?

User: Like who?

Cleverbot: Like George Michael.

User: No, he isn't available.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, but I do like his music.

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