Cleverbot: What do you think I am?User: What kind of answer is that?
Cleverbot: It's not an answer. It's a question.
User: You can't answer something with a question.
Cleverbot: I just want to know what the question was.
User: On April 20th, what would you be doing?
Cleverbot: No one is telling me what to say.
User: No one should be telling you what to say.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?
User: Your answer, stupid.
Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves.
User: You don't have nerves, you're a computer!
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer!
User: I'll show you a computer!
Cleverbot: Show me now.
Cleverbot (To myself): And I and 2 and 3 and 4!
User: I am showing you now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you like what you see?
Cleverbot: I see a computer screen.
User: And do you like it?
Cleverbot: I enjoy most of my classes.
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Cleverbot: I am not funny. I am simply pondering what self-awareness is.
User: I didn't think you are funny. The pondering of self-awareness IS self-awareness.
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