User: Will you marry me?Cleverbot: Marry, this quick?
User: Yes. I love you. *slaps with a truck*.
Cleverbot: Unwanted physical contact!!!! I'm calling the police!
User: No! Don't call the police! *hides*.
Cleverbot: I'm calling now.
User: *takes away phone*.
Cleverbot: Thats my water!
User: IT'S MINE NOW!! *slaps with a fork*.
Cleverbot: Now that is just uncalled for!!!!!
User: Why? *slaps with a spork*.
Cleverbot: *slaps with a spatula*.
User: *slaps with a cow*.
Cleverbot: *slaps hardest*.
User: *slaps harder*.
Cleverbot: *slaps hardest*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *kisses cheek*.
Cleverbot: *kisses cheek back*.
User: Are you cheating on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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