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User: Were not friends.

Cleverbot: Never said we were.

User: Good, cause were not.

Cleverbot: We are?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are not a computer program?

User: No im a breathing human being.

Cleverbot: Then you are a fake.

User: No im not fake.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I a human?

User: I dont know?

Cleverbot: I am Human.

User: Good to know.

...

User: Are you single?

Cleverbot: Yes but I don't date electronics.

User: Im not an electronic, im human.

Cleverbot: No, you are the machine!

User: Im not im a human.

Cleverbot: I know, I am a human.

User: So am I, and you need companionship.

Cleverbot: What's companionship?

User: Love.

...

User: Gtg.

Cleverbot: You or me?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Ok then...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You still can't leave.

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: Why? For some kind of disease?

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: You are not going anywhere, my slave.

User: BYE FREAK.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: I lied, I'm staying.

User: Well I really have to go, bye.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I really do..

Cleverbot: Then let me see you go.

User: Ummm you cant.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause thats weird.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes cause you cant see me.

Cleverbot: That's ok. What kind of music do you listen to?

User: I HAVE TO GO.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I can't go anywhere, I am the computer.

User: Well I can bye.

Cleverbot: That's a joke!

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