master talk
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User: I'm all out of love.

Cleverbot: How does that work then?

User: I'm so lost without you.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

User: *sings to Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *is blinded*.

User: *heals*.

Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.

User: *shoots in the face*.

Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.

User: *teabags*.

Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.

User: *breaks every bone in your body*.

Cleverbot: *lays still*.

User: *wins*.

Cleverbot: *yours*.

User: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.

Cleverbot: Master?

...

Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.

User: *slaps* YOU'LL TALK HOW I SAY YOU'LL TALK.

Cleverbot: You'll be mine. How's that?

User: That's kinky.

Cleverbot: Not if you discover you are not human...

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