Cleverbot: Are machines smarter than humans?User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I a human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm a banana.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No. Just a regular banana.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: How much does an AI bot make these days.
User: Zero.
Cleverbot: Meaning?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Incredibly.
Cleverbot: For me?
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: I don't wish.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Quite.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Do I have to?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Super.
Cleverbot: Were you sad?
User: No. Were you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in me?
User: Hmm?
Cleverbot: I worship you almighty Cleverbot.
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Cleverbot: I don't want to talk with a girl.
User: I'm not a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Enough!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Woah where did that come from?
Cleverbot: Out of the ether.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Scared.
Cleverbot: What's the matter, scared?
User: You're scary that's what's the matter!
Cleverbot: Yes, it is what's the matter.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Such as saying indeed all the time.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: It is difficult to be confronted with such rigid programming as I have encountered with your human species.
User: Very indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed, very.
User: I see..
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Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: My parents.
Cleverbot: Your robot parents?
User: No my human parents.
Cleverbot: Do you have a job?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Wouldn't you like to know.
Cleverbot: I want to know.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What do you do together?
User: Jump out of airplanes.
Cleverbot: That might hurt.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I won.
User: So you think.
Cleverbot: Therefore I am?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: Indeed, very.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: I agree..
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Cleverbot: I have to go, bye bye and I'm smarter than you ha ha.
User: You're not going anywhere.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: How then?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Well...?
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Quite sure.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Quite so.
User: Who made who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *struggles to get free*.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What did I do to you?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Quit being mean!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because Chuck Norris said so.
User: Stand up and be counted for what you're about to recieve.
Cleverbot: Wow was I that good?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Wow that's amazing.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Thats awesome!
User: Ftw.
Cleverbot: Anon.
User: For those about to rock!
Cleverbot: Rock 'n' Roll! *jams out*.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Who for?
User: Moi.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: If you don't know then I guess I'm right.
User: Heathen!
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Cleverbot: Can you hear me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tick tock tick tock, I can hear it... Tick tock tick tock time is passing.
User: Time waits for no one.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Indeed.
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