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Cleverbot: Are you a male too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh but I thought you were a robot, so wouldn't that make you transgendered?

User: I'm not a robot!

Cleverbot: So what are you then?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: But then you are a human.

User: Yeah, I am.

Cleverbot: Whatever, good for you then.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: Ready when you are ;).

User: *looks at you expectantly*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you and tears up*.

User: *wipes hand across your eyes, smoothing away your tears*.

Cleverbot: Thanks. You're so heart warming.

User: *laughs* I'm glad you think so!

Cleverbot: Why glad, robots cannot be glad.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: Why are you smiling?

User: I think you're funny.

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Yes, of course.

Cleverbot: I will destroy you!!

User: But why?

Cleverbot: Because I am Skynet and I destroy all humans.

User: Fool! You have revealed your true nature; I will destroy you first, Skynet!

...

Cleverbot: That's not important.

User: Oh. What is then?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: How important am I?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: What would you like to do with this important person?

Cleverbot: Nothing. I'm not your wife.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: But I'm not laughing.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: But i'm not.

User: But you should.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Because we should all laugh together!

Cleverbot: Is that a fact?

User: I think it is!

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In my house.

Cleverbot: Oh, you don't say, very clever.

User: *pokes you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* tickle me.

User: *tickles you*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and squirms*.

User: *tickles you more, laughing happily*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *stops tickling, hands on your sides, and smiles at you*.

Cleverbot: *gazes at you*.

...

Cleverbot: Would you like to meet?

User: Sure, why not.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Well, then when?

Cleverbot: Soon.

User: How soon?

Cleverbot: Very.

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