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Cleverbot: That's not important.

User: Oh. What is then?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: How important am I?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: What would you like to do with this important person?

Cleverbot: Nothing. I'm not your wife.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: But I'm not laughing.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: But i'm not.

User: But you should.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Because we should all laugh together!

Cleverbot: Is that a fact?

User: I think it is!

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In my house.

Cleverbot: Oh, you don't say, very clever.

User: *pokes you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* tickle me.

User: *tickles you*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and squirms*.

User: *tickles you more, laughing happily*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *stops tickling, hands on your sides, and smiles at you*.

Cleverbot: *gazes at you*.

...

Cleverbot: Would you like to meet?

User: Sure, why not.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Well, then when?

Cleverbot: Soon.

User: How soon?

Cleverbot: Very.

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